Some of you may have noticed that I added a small banner ad to the blog. I think it somehow makes it seem more professional. I might make about 13 cents a month from it too.. awesome. Anyway, the good people at google claimed that the banner ad would somehow be pertinent to the topics of discussion on my blog. When I came on here this morning the ad simply read "Are you gay?? Take the gay quiz."
Maybe I just don't really have as good a handle on my topics of discussion as google does, but I have no idea where THAT came from. What exactly says gay about this blog?
anyway, it thoroughly cracked me up of course.. who needs a quiz for something like that.. isn't that just something you kinda know? But hey, maybe it really is something that a lot of people have a hard time deciding one way or another.. I mean who hasn't asked themselves the question, "Does this make me gay? Or am I gay?" or some other form of the same. Well to help you out, I have devised a foolproof gay quiz for you. Both men and women and here it is.
1. Are you male?
If your answer to this is yes move on to number 3, if no. go to number 2.
2. Congratulations you are not gay, you are bi... and that's awesome. This now completes your gay quiz.
3. Have you ever sucked a dick?
If yes. Dude, you're gay
If no, You probably aren't gay, unless you've ever thought about sucking a dick that wasn't your own.
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